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A wizard has trapped you in a warehouse in south Austin. You will miss much of #sxsw music. Lose +50 fun. #sxswrpg #wagelabor

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Next person to say “I know the guy” or any variation there of… gets slapped. #sxswrpg

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As a debriefing to your grand journey, you can cease your use of @Twitter’s official, excrement-laden client. +100 relief #SXSWrpg

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You end your SXSW adventure with a bottle of St. Arnold’s. #SXSWrpg @ The Ginger Man http://t.co/0twoxQvF

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@tamashii: A wild @indiegamemovie appears! You receive “Film Maker’s Guest Ticket”! +1000 luck #SXSWrpg cc:@shauninman http://t.co/dZx5KLmB

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Sound system feedback every 10 minutes is doing more than shocking you into consciousness. You receive ‘headache’. #SXSWrpg